Phil

Every once in a while a character appears on the Synchronet radar screen and makes a significant impression on those who monitor it. Some times, that impression is a crater made from the impact of heavy foot stomping and incoherent shouting of an inept would-be sysop. Occasionally, the foot-stomping incoherent frustrated sysop leaves and then reappears again some years later to repeat the entire process as if they'd never been there before. Rarely, does such a sysop repeat this process multiple times. Phil is such a sysop.

“Phil”, for lack of a better name, is how we've referred to him for years; that's not his real name. His real name “Kernal2”, “Terminator”, “Terminator2”, “CyberChat”, or some other such shit. We'll just refer to him as “Phil”, as it's short for “Philosophy”, which Phil happens to be particularly good at. Below you will find quotes of Phil and his expansive deep thoughts as they relate to Synchronet, it's developers, the irc.synchro.net, DOVE-Net, and the BBS community in general.

Phil has many fans in the BBS (and PHILosophy) community. Some have even created exceptional fan pages devoted to him and this page intends to be the official “Phil-Wiki” where all “facts o' Phil” can be found and updated by all Phil-fanatics.

Links to other Phil-fan pages:

• thePhilFile
• alt.bbs.sysop discussion

Phil likes switching BBS software every six months for running his BBS: cyberchatcom.net

Phil likes “programming” in Microsoft Excel and Visual Basic.

Phil likes riding his moped really fast.

Phil likes ordering Popeye's Chicken for delivery late a night.

• “Roof!”
• “Give up because you have iQ level of shit that flowing through the sewing.”
• “You got the facts wrong and you can even tell the truth.”
• “Your child and you do not know how to act like a adult.”
• “tell the truth of shutup.”
• “tell the truth or shit the f*ck up”
• “Your retarded momma did not tea h you any manners”
• “Your retarted because still you can not see or tell the truth.”
• “that explains why that you have many users on your network because your a looser and a idiot.”
• “Frank and some of the other users in this newsgroup is NOT: adult - a fully developed person from maturity onward”
• “WHY DO YOU COME OVER MY HOUSE YOU CHICKEN SHIT AND I KICK FUCKING ASS AND YOU CAN STOP HIDDING FROM YOUR OP PRIVELAGES!”

• “Phil is an awesome sysop and I'm really glad he's running Wildcat, or BBBS, or VirtualAdvanced or whatever it is he's running this week, so long as it's not Synchronet!” - digital man